Brain Teasers

1. How can you go 10 days without sleep?
   You sleep at night.
2. You throw away my outside, eat my inside, then throw away the inside. What am I?
   Corn on the cob
3. An Uber driver is going the opposite way down a one-way street. He passes five policemen along the way, none of which stops him. Why not?
   Because the Uber driver was walking.
4. What has 13 hearts, but no lungs or stomach?
   A deck of cards
5. If you have it, you don’t share it. If you share it, you don’t have it. What is it?
   A secret
6. Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
   They are a grandfather, father, and son.
7. While a cat was outside, it started to downpour. The cat couldn’t find any shelter and got completely soaked by the rain, yet not a single hair was wet. How could this be?
   It was a hairless cat
8. You are in a dark room with a box of matches. Nearby are three things: a candle, an oil lamp and a log of firewood. Which do you light first?
   The match
9. What has no beginning, end, or middle?
   A doughnut
10. What goes up and never comes down?
    Your age

Dad Jokes
1. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
2. What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?
Yellow!
3. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
4. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
5. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
6. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
7. Why don’t graveyards ever get overcrowded?
Because people are dying to get in.
8. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
9. What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory.
10. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.

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